I have a lot of client emails to respond to and decide to use my sturdy human desk to do my work on. I’m dressed in latex and thigh high boots and plop my ass on its face and my laptop on its belly. I click away and mention how useful this desk is. Its firm but bouncy feel is very comfortable too. The desk is suffering and unable to breathe with all my weight though, and I only lift off for very brief moments before heavily sitting back over its airways. I ignore its struggles and continue working between bouncing up and down and testing its lung capacity in my sadistic way. After all, my ass is obviously worth blacking out for..